All right... Well, a little about this place. Aside from the amazing sound quality these halls produce, every door in here is locked. And the secret key is the only key that can open anything. 

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The problem is that no one ever remembers where the key is hidden.

Search all you want but you probably won't find it.

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The last thing I remember is listening to... THIS SWEET NEW MIX BY DJ CUTMAAAANNNN!!

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Sorry. Force of habit.

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The last thing I remember doing was listening to music and looking for the key. They say you'll go mad looking for it.

Something to do with the frequency of the music.

 

That was probably 20 years ago now. Still feels like it was yesterday when I started my search for that sensational navigational thingy. The day the Narrator lead me here I had just turned twenty t-HOO!... 

 

Sure, I still look for the key from time to time...

But I find my time is better spent turning this place into my b-HOO!-tiful new studio!

I actually have no idea what time it is in here...ever. But look at me rambling on...to a complete stranger no less.

 

Aw, shucks! W-HOO gives a hoot! Right?! What's important is that you're here! How long do you plan on staying? You know I have some mugs around here somewhere. Let me fire up the kettle, press that "Play" button and we can talk more about this quest of yours.